If there’s one year I’m glad to see end, it’s gotta be 2008. Unless it was 1989, when President Bush (no not him, the other one) bailed out the banks and big business during a mortgage crisis. Wait . . .what?!
Yeah, you heard me.
And don’t be surprised when, 15 – 20 years from now, another Multi-Slacker like Bush holds the seat (or some Random Bush buddy – all those “politicians” are inter-related somehow) and bails out the banks again.
But you can rebel from those-who-would-own-your-labors-and-steal-your-money-through-taxation by wearing a teesplz t-shirt. Or, not.
You can give your hard-earned cash to the next “government” shill for the banks, or you can give it to us. At least we give you a good in return, like the shirt off our backs. Ew. Not really, they’re new and unworn. And pretty darn Adorkable, if you ask me.
Our good friend and serial chillin’ champion golfer, John Daly, set up camp in our parking lot for a few weeks, a few weeks ago. Why? To chill, of course. So, we give him a tee-shirt to wear so maybe, the next time he’s interviewed on TV or during a game, he can advertise for us. He got Serial Chiller, of course, but when he saw our Define Kinky shirt, he told us we needed to get one to Madonna to wear, because she loves donkeys. Who knew Madonna loved ass? 
So, I go online and try to find Madonna’s contact info so I can send her a free ass shirt. Where would you start? Her website, right? “And would you like the $44.95 membership? No? Okay, choose the free option then, and we’ll move you right along to the $19.99 e-mail offer. No? If you say no to that, we’ll move you on to the fill-in-the-info page where we only require your family, health, financial, and educational history, as well as a small sample of mitochondrial DNA in order to establish your online id with us.” It is only when I have gone through this painful portion that I glance to the side of the page and see – horrors! – there are four more steps to go through before I reach the end of this process.
Okay, now look. I like and respect Madonna, I really do. Even though her songs all sound the same to me. And I know it would be great for business (tell me if I make any understatements here) if she were to wear a teesplz shirt in concert someday. Or, even on a sidewalk somewhere. But still. I couldn’t bring myself to continue “enrolling”.
What is it with celebs? The other night, I saw Janet Jackson on the news for something and she had two big, beefy bodyguards so closely snug to her side they all looked like Siamese triplets. (Has there ever been a case of Siamese triplets?) What is her malfunction this time? Since when does freakin’ Janet Jackson need one bodyguard, let alone two? Does she have a stalker? Is she trying to make us believe she’s so important and famous that she actually needs bodyguards? Why aren’t the AngieBradlies (I’m sick of “Brangelina”) using bodyguards then? If they are, we sure don’t see them in photos of the fam, do we? I’m glad I got that out of my system. And do you think maybe Janet Jackson would like a tee-shirt?
I’ll just have to find another way to find Madonna. Will keep you posted.
Thanks.
On order and available by the end of August!
Keep checking back for more great tee-shirt designs.
Okay, so we’ve experienced a small snafu – and it would have to be in the ordering process, wouldn’t it? We’re in the process of fixing it now, so please be patient. We know you’re eager to snap these babies up, so we’re working at warp speed. Oh and thanks for your interest and your input! We’ll let you know when we work out the bug. Damn bug.
First, FTW! We totally got out of the blocks with the latest and greatest Paris shirt. Kudos to Keefe, the Artman. Check it out and be the first to own.
Finally, after nearly 8 months of toiling non-stop (well, it felt like it) the happy day is here – we are launching the best, new tee-shirt site in America, teesplz.com! You can’t hear us, but we’re squealing with joy right now. Our artists and webdudes have been working like dogs, dogs I tell you, to have this site done in time for Christmas – no wait – for Memorial Day – missed that one, too – for 4th of July – dang – for today. And here we are.
We have the people in place to work this thing, we have the fabulous tee-shirts and the even more fabulous artists who designed the tee-shirts, we have the packers and shippers and billers and inventoriers, and then . . . we have me, the blogmeister, telling you the obvious.
Thanks for stopping by, thanks for reading our first blog, and thanks for buying your first teesplz tee-shirt!
You did buy one, right?
Because if you didn’t . . . well, sheesh, what’s the point?
See you later (in your new TeesPlz t-shirt, of course!)
The TeesPlz blog has received the green light. First entry. In all of its glory. Man, is it something else or what? Title, text, it has it all. Lovely, really. Welllllllll, guess we’ll be seein’ ya. Later! Oh, before we forget, one more thing:
Yeah, that’s right ALL SHIRTS $18 AND UNDER. Buy ‘em now!
